Your Burrito Saddens Me!

Accept My Challenge

Your burritos are super shitty!

Beef
The best of all meats, beef! It's what's for dinner.
Beef
The best of all meats, beef! It's what's for dinner.
Chicken
Are you chicken or something, punk?
Chicken
Are you chicken or something, punk?
Pork
You don't need a fork for this pork!
Pork
You don't need a fork for this pork!
Vegetarian
The Wizard vanquishes you from his dominion!
Vegetarian
The Wizard vanquishes you from his dominion!
Hear Ye

The Burrito Wizard Challenges You!

He cares not for your feeble attempts at forming the ultimate burrito recipes. You will enter this contest, and you will face your doom!
Start New
The Burrito Wizard has thusly declared your lack of worth! Enter now to seal your own doom.
Start New
The Burrito Wizard has thusly declared your lack of worth! Enter now to seal your own doom.
Training
Think you can out build the Burrito Wizard? Many have tried and failed. Go here to learn more.
Training
Think you can out build the Burrito Wizard? Many have tried and failed. Go here to learn more.
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The Burrito Wizard has laughed himself to sleep every night you've been neglecting your burrito building duties.
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The Burrito Wizard has laughed himself to sleep every night you've been neglecting your burrito building duties.

Share your feeble attempts at burrito building so others may laugh at your failures.

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